“You are a pea-brained, prat-faced, pompous, pillock-headed cretin. If you took an intensive course of intelligence injections and studied till you drop, then one day you might make it to moron third class failed.” – Gareth Blackstock (Lenny Henry), dispensing his usual brand of sharp-tongued invective on Chef!
“Rock on!” – Rocky Hardcastle (Frank Middlemass), As Time Goes By
“No, no, no, let them. I’ve never had men fight over me before.” – Margo Durrell (Daisy Waterstone), as her brother Larry moves to break up a rather subdued scuffle between two suitors, The Durrells In Corfu
“Stay right where you are – it’s Cyberchase for real!” – Digit LeBoid (Gilbert Gottfried), Cyberchase
“Do it, Rockapella!” – Greg Lee (with a little help from a Gumshoe and the audience), Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
“Coffee, Mrs. Raven. Milk, no sugar.” – Dr. Piers Crispin (Hugh Dennis), My Hero
“Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except … except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny Norman,” Gloria (John Cleese), discussing gangster Dinsdale Piranha, Monty Python’s Flying Circus