“Now, look here, O’Reilly, I want my dining room door put back in and this other one taken away by one o’clock, do you understand? No, no, no, I don’t want to debate about it. If you’re not over here in 20 minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.” – Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), talking to a contractor after discovering he’s botched a job, FAWLTY TOWERS (“The Builders”)
“I say, Poirot!” – Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser), AGATHA CHRISTIE’S POIROT
“There’s no real magic in this world. Only love. The rest is just smoke and mirrors.” – Endeavour Morse (Shaun Evans), ENDEAVOUR (“Ride”)
“It’s murder, all of them. I don’t know how. But they’re not suicides, they’re killings, serial killings. We’ve got ourselves a serial killer. I love those. There’s always something to look forward to. ” – Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch), SHERLOCK (“A Study In Pink”)
“He-e-e-e-e-ey, froggy baby!” – Grover, greeting Kermit the Frog, on SESAME STREET
“Up there in the immensity of the Cosmos, an inescapable perception awaits us. National boundaries are not evident when we view the Earth from space. Fanatical ethnic, religious or national chauvinisms are a little difficult to maintain when we see our planet as a fragile blue crescent fading to become an inconspicuous point of light against the bastion and citadel of the stars.” – Carl Sagan, COSMOS
“Oh, Victoria, I cannot wait to educate our children. I want them to shine like a beacon of domestic bliss through the London fog.” – Prince Albert (Tom Hughes), Victoria.