Sounds Familiar

“Now, look here, O’Reilly, I want my dining room door put back in and this other one taken away by one o’clock, do you understand? No, no, no, I don’t want to debate about it. If you’re not over here in 20 minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.” – Basil Fawlty (John Cleese), talking on the phone to a contractor after discovering he’s botched a job, FAWLTY TOWERS (“The Builders”)